Late Breaking News: OBAMA PLAYS THE SPECIES-CARD BY USING A CLICHE... In a SPEECH!!!

Senator and Democratic Candidate for President, Barack Obama, Shocked the Nation with an outrageous and vicious insult hurled at Pig-Americans. The Obama campaign which has displayed incredible message discipline until this point can not be given the benefit of the doubt. By attacking Pig-Americans and referencing their inexplicable consistancy even when said Pig Americans are wearing lipstick, he attempted to fan the flames of anti-pig sentiment hoping for some political gain. The complicit audience members howled in approval thereby displaying their incredible Pig bias as well.

When asked to explain his tasteless and insensitive attempt to play the Species-card, Senator Obama attempted to distract the press with some pansy-ass reference to "ISHUUES",   whatever the hell that is...

Nice try Senator smart-ass... but we heard you loud and clear with all three both ears...